Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Well, it's been another eventful weekend. Our good friend Bobby Shook visited me for two days, and we worked on scoring his short film "Loyalties" which is scheduled for release this summer. We also went to see "3:10 to Yuma" starring Christian Bale and Russel Crowe. For the record, it was a beautiful film that really brings back all that is good in the oldschool westerns. It was based on a classic western story. It had Louis L'amour's fingerprints all over it although, strangely, he didn't write it. And Crowe and Bale both lived up to expectations. I could almost feel a professional competition of sorts between the two. I think it drove both of them to perform on a higher level than usual, even for them. I'd give the film four and a half stars.
In the parking lot of the theater, we ran over a small, stuffed teletubby. Upon realizing what we had just hit, we backed up and ran over it several more times. After all, any fool knows it isn't wise to run down a teletubby unless you're prepared to finish the job.
So, in case anyone's memory is growing hazy over the months, there are still six members of this band. I'm not gone. I'm just a little bit not there right now. I'll bottle another message and throw it out to sea again in a few weeks. Until then, this is Jeremy signing off.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
These guys rock it hard. All thumbs in a upward position.
As for in the mirror wasting my life singles, that honor goes to Matchbox 20’s Bed of Lies. I laughed, I cried, it moved me. And the dresser. I ran in to it really hard.
(Remember children: These kind of songs are best enjoyed with a loud surround speaker system, a large reflective surface so you can see what your moves look like and some sort of device that could somehow be thought of as a mic, i.e a hairbrush, Banana, used toilet paper roll…etc.)
With love from Portland,
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Due to the enormity of questions we have been receiving from our many fans; we thought it would be best to create a rather informal FAQ about us. Below you will find everything you need to know for life, well being and happiness.
-Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
-Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Pretty much explains everything,
So this is just a heads-up for anyone who's interested in knowing. We aren't going into the studio until we're done promoting "Neon Shore", but there is definitely more coming. We'll be giving you more on the story of our next album as it unfolds.
Thanks for reading,