Jerms... you know I'm your hair's biggest fan and everything, but.... mom coerced me into saying that it's atrocious. No, really, and seriously, it's gone too far. As soon as you get home, I'm going to straighten it again, and then cut it after taking a bunch of pictures. I love you.
Ummm...Mr. Clayton...you hair stylist is on line two. And I think your smile coach is on line three. They both want to have serious sessions with you. I don't have an opinion on your hair or your smile, but I just thought I would be a good little secretary and tell you they were on the phone waiting for you.
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