All Your FAQ’s Answered!

Due to the enormity of questions we have been receiving from our many fans; we thought it would be best to create a rather informal FAQ about us. Below you will find everything you need to know for life, well being and happiness.

-Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

-Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.




Pretty much explains everything,

-Austin