I was happy.
I thought of all the music I could listen to.
I tried to get it working.
But I couldn't.
Natalie tried to get it working.
But she couldn't.
We thought about drowning the iPod in Natalie's fish tank.
He's still with us.
And he still doesn't work.
We should have drowned him while we could.
We are now wrapped around his headphones, and we are powerless to do anything but look for a cure.
He really needs a name. Anyone?